DIAMOND X3 the Rim Chair + Fuck Machine Combo.

After 2 LONG years in the making, we’ve finally blown our load. This set is engineered to FUCK at the Pro Level. Ride + Grind + Lick + Drill with our Diamond Rim Chair + Fuck Machine combo.

Have a seat with the Ballistic Nylon pillow and spit shine that hole. Add the Machine – have a seat ‘n get pumped. Get fucked doggy style to straight up power squat with the Fuck Machine + Solo Base. Go handheld to run ‘n gun that ass.

The Diamond Fuck Machine:

The X3 is a power pumpin’ hole stretchin’ beast. This compact auto fucker delivers 3 inch THRUST. Turn its knob from gentle glide to Power FUCK. Go handheld with adjustable silicone trigger grip.

The X3 can be mounted to its ground breaking Solo Base OR the Diamond Rim Chair. The X3 base has a wide footprint for stability and suction cup feet to stick to any smooth ‘n seamless surface. 

This ground breaking base also delivers an UNLIMITED range of angles, from doggy to straight up power squat. Mount this machine to the Rim Chair for a seat with pump action HEAT.

The Diamond Rim Chair:

The Rim Chair reports for double duty - tongue ‘n grind or sit ‘n ride.

Round 1: Have a seat on our scratch resistant, industrial seat. Our ballistic nylon pillow keeps hole cleaners comfy for longer ass eating game. 4 adjustable height options gets that tongue in DEEP. Our unique 2 - leg design never traps your arms. Stay handsy while you clean that hole.

Round 2: Mount up the Fuck Machine to the Chair base and you’re ready to ride. The ONLY Rim Chair seat that adds ass fuckin’ heat. Lock on any FT Real Deal or Cyborg dong, the only part not included.

Rim Chair
Weighs 10.85 lbs (4.9 kg).
Industrial seat exterior dimensions are 14.25 in (36.2 cm) wide x 18.5 in (49.9 cm) long.
Supports up to 500 lbs (226.8 kg)!

4 Seat Heights:
15.2 in (38.6 cm) h x 21.3 in (54.1 cm) leg stance width
16.5 in (41.9 cm) h x 22 in (55.9 cm) w
17.7 in (45 cm) h x 22.7 in (57.7 cm) w
19.7 in (50 cm) x 24.8 in (63 cm) w

Fuck Machine + Base
Machine - Standard 2 prong 100 volt plug (converter required for international use outside USA).
Motor delivers 3 in (7.62cm) stroke at max rate of 190 pumps per minute.
9.7 lbs (4.4 kg).
16 in (40.6 cm) long x 10.2 in (25.9 cm) tall x 8.66 in (22 cm) wide.

T-Bone Base 
11.5 in (29.2 cm) wide x 19.5 in (49.5 cm) long. Suction cup feet stick to any smooth ‘n seamless surface. Square steel tubing.