Suck It Bitch 2.0

You’re confronted with the perfect hairy BEAST. With a few squirts you’re ready to report for duty, SIR.

This spray makes play more enjoyable so that you can embrace more…fast.  A light mist of our long-lasting glide juice is all you need for a smoother, more pleasing experience.

Each bottle contains 2 fl. oz of flavored spray, leaving you minty fresh.

NOTE TO THE TROOPS: Good soldiers know their limitations.  Fort Troff encourages you to play RESPONSIBLY.  If Suck It Bitch can help achieve your goal, then by all means, fuckin' SUCK IT BITCH!