Here’s our COMPLETE Fuck Machine KIT. Get fucked OR get milked. A total of 4 tools, that saves you $63.

First off, you get our infamous FT Fuck Machine. You can adjust the angle of thrust and the speed. Detaches into a hand-held cock gun. Works with ALL of our Real Deal Dongs.

Next up, our Real Deal 9.0 Curveball - Vanilla which has a firm core located on the inside that gives the feel of a ROCK HARD cock and an outer layer that is SOFT and feels like real skin.

After you’ve been fucked, it’s time to get MILKED. You get our Flex Fucker jack tool that mounts to the fuck machine, so you get sucked n’ stroked. Lined with speed bump innards that’ll tickle your cock. EZ clean detachable sleeve.

We round out the kit, with an 8 oz. bottle of our Grunt Cum Grenade. This hybrid formula feels and looks like real jizz. EZ clean.  



Fuck Machine 3.0:
CARE 'N CLEAN:
Wash with a light anti-bacterial soap and warm water or better yet, use our Mean Clean toy cleaner. Pat dry with a towel.

DIMENSIONS:
The Fuck Machine uses a standard 2-prong 100 volt plug. A converter is required for international use. The motor delivers a 2 inch (5 cm) stroke and maximum rate of 200 times per minute.
The Fuck Machine is 26 inches (66 cm) long, 8.5 inches (21.6 cm) wide, and 11.5 inches (29 cm) tall. It weighs 6 pounds.


Flex Fucker:
CARE 'N CLEAN: Once you're done using and abusing the cummy hole, it disassembles for quick 'n' easy cleaning. Fuck 'n' dump again and again. Take it out the hard casing and wash it with a mild soap and warm water. Allow it to air dry thoroughly so it doesn't hold any bacteria internally. Only use water-based lubes like our Grunt H2O.

DIMENSIONS:
Insertable Length is 8 inches (20.3 cm). Insertable Girth is 3 inches (7.6 cm).


Flex Fucker Adapter:
CARE 'N CLEAN: Clean up with our Mean Clean toy cleaner... soap and water. Rinse with water inside and out, and allow to dry completely before storing. Store separately from other toys.

DIMENSIONS:
Attaches to the end of our Flex Fucker jackoff sleeve and to our Fuck Machine for ENDLESS milking and stroking pleasure.


Real Deal 9.0 Curveball:
CARE 'N CLEAN:
For longevity, water-based lube is recommended, like our Fort Troff Grunt H20. Wash with light anti-bacterial soap and warm water or better yet, use our Mean Clean Toy Cleaner. Store separately from all silicone toys and items in a cool, dark place.

DIMENSIONS:
Insertable Length is 8.25 inches (20.96 cm).
Insertable Circumference is 6 inches (15.24 cm).
Total Length is 9.75 inches (24.77 cm).


Grunt Cum Grenade:
INGREDIENTS:
Purified Water, Propylene Glycol, Hydroxyethl Cellulose, Sodium Polyacrylate, Dimethicone, Cyclopentasiloxane, Trideceth-6,PEF/PPG18/18 Dimethicone, Titanium Dioxide, Methyl Paraben, Propyl Paraben.
*Not a Medical Device. For anal use only.

CARE 'N CLEAN:
Wash off with mild soap and warm water. Before using with toys do a “test spot” on the base to make sure there is no reaction. While our Grunt Cum is safe with all toys we’ve tested, some toys made of less common materials are very sensitive to certain lubes and can have chemical reactions with them. Beat this problem and get your toys from Fort Troff!

DIMENSIONS:
6 inches (15.24 cm) in height. 10 inches (25.4 cm) in circumference. Contains 8 ounces (236.59 ml).