At Fort Troff, butt lickin’ is a daily drill. For that reason, we designed the heavy-duty Diamond X1. For SERIOUS spit shiners.

Diamond X1 starts with our super-duty industrial toilet seat that provides SOLID comfort and open-end EZ access. Trench Rider is equipped with 4 height settings and is securely planted on 4 big GRIPPY silicone feet. Our unique 2-leg design never traps your arms…stay handsy while you clean that hole. Underneath is a ballistic nylon pillow. There’s NO better tactical tool for under-the-belt maneuvers.

PLUS... you’ve got the option to turn your Diamond X1 into a serious ass pounder. Our Diamond X2 Fuck Machine attaches perfectly. So you can sit n’ ride.



Rim Chair
Weighs 10.85 lbs (4.9 kg).
Industrial seat exterior dimensions are 14.25 in (36.2 cm) wide x 18.5 in (49.9 cm) long.
Supports up to 500 lbs (226.8 kg)!

4 Seat Heights:
15.2 in (38.6 cm) h x 21.3 in (54.1 cm) leg stance width
16.5 in (41.9 cm) h x 22 in (55.9 cm) w
17.7 in (45 cm) h x 22.7 in (57.7 cm) w
19.7 in (50 cm) x 24.8 in (63 cm) w