{"title":"Playroom","description":"\u003cp\u003eTurn any room into a dungeon worth crawling into. Slings that hold a full-grown pig, glory holes that lock into any door frame, the Gunner System pounding away on the floor, plus play sheets to catch the mess. Built heavy. Most of it packs down fast.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"doorway-glory-hole-kit","title":"Doorway Glory Hole Kit","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cspan id=\"docs-internal-guid-29cbbc09-7fff-cd65-fb4d-eb160a1a8332\" style=\"background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt; padding: 0pt 0pt 8pt;\"\u003eSuck on some anon cock anywhere you go with the Doorway Glory Hole. Tension bars at the top and the bottom lock easily into any door frame, with up to 20 inches of variance. The ballistic nylon curtain has a heavy finish along the sides that settles into the frame and provides a fully anonymous experience.  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eThe Glory Hole has merely a foot of height adjustability, with an adjustable holed panel keeping it comfortable for short and tall kings alike. The hole is fitted with smooth molded PVC for the comfort of both top n' bottom. The opening is big enough to fit your cock n' balls through for maximum pleasure.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eDoorway Glory Hole comes ready to travel in a durable zippered ballistic nylon travel bag. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo anon on BOTH sides. Throw on our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/skullfuck-bondage-hood\"\u003eSkullfuck Open-Mouth Bondage Hood\u003c\/a\u003e, drop to your knees on our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/skullfuck-fetish-knee-pads\"\u003eSkullfuck Fetish Knee Pads\u003c\/a\u003e n' get to work. Want it SIGHTLESS? Grab the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/blind-skullfuck-blindfold-hood\"\u003eBlind Skullfuck Hood\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003clink rel=\"stylesheet\" href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ftx-cards.css?v=1792085418\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__lead\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStay \u003cb\u003eanonymous\u003c\/b\u003e on your side too\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca class=\"ftx__card\" href=\"\/products\/skullfuck-bondage-hood\" aria-label=\"Shop the Skullfuck Open-Mouth Bondage Hood\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__media\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ft159-skullfuck-open-mouth-bondage-hood-07.webp?v=1791944813\u0026amp;width=800\" alt=\"Skullfuck open-mouth neoprene bondage hood worn by a model\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ftx__tag\"\u003eThe Hood\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__eyebrow\"\u003eComplete the kit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__title\"\u003eSkullfuck Open-Mouth Bondage Hood\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__sub\"\u003eA man of service\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__copy\"\u003eThe original open-mouth Skullfuck Hood. Complete anonymity, XTRA large mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ftx__cta\"\u003eShop the Skullfuck hood \u003cspan\u003e→\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003ca class=\"ftx__card\" href=\"\/products\/skullfuck-fetish-knee-pads\" aria-label=\"Shop the Skullfuck Fetish Knee Pads\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__media\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ft160-skullfuck-fetish-knee-pads-black-01.webp?v=1790325894\u0026amp;width=800\" alt=\"Skullfuck Fetish Knee Pads in black\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ftx__tag\"\u003eOn Your Knees\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__eyebrow\"\u003eComplete the kit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__title\"\u003eSkullfuck Fetish Knee Pads\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__sub\"\u003eKneel for the long haul\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__copy\"\u003eSkullfuck knee pads keep you down n' comfy on hard floors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ftx__cta\"\u003eShop the knee pads \u003cspan\u003e→\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003ca class=\"ftx__card\" href=\"\/products\/blind-skullfuck-blindfold-hood\" aria-label=\"Shop the Blind Skullfuck Open-Mouth Blindfold Hood\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__media\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ft111-blind-skullfuck-open-mouth-blindfold-hood-blue-01.webp?v=1790325894\u0026amp;width=800\" alt=\"Blind Skullfuck open-mouth blindfold hood in blue\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ftx__tag\"\u003eGo Sightless\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__eyebrow\"\u003eComplete the kit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__title\"\u003eBlind Skullfuck Open-Mouth Blindfold Hood\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__sub\"\u003eNo eyes. All mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__copy\"\u003eThe classic Skullfuck Hood, SIGHTLESS. Total anonymity for both of you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ftx__cta\"\u003eShop the Blind Skullfuck \u003cspan\u003e→\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Fort Troff","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46498758819910,"sku":"FT124","price":129.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ft124-doorway-glory-hole-kit-11.webp?v=1791237225"},{"product_id":"sex-sling-mirror","title":"Sling Mirror 17 Inch Convex Attachment","description":"\u003cdiv\u003eWatch in full action. Lay back and SEE his cock sliding into your ass. Our Sling Stand Mirror is a big 17 inches in diameter and CONVEX, so you get a FULL view. It attaches in seconds to ANY Fort Troff Sling and is made of safety hard-impact plastic, not glass. NOW YOU SEE IT.\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Fort Troff","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46498763735110,"sku":"FT122","price":129.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ft122-sling-mirror-17-inch-convex-attachment-01.webp?v=1790326012"},{"product_id":"hammock-hangar-mesh-sex-sling","title":"Hammock Hangar Mesh Sex Sling","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan id=\"docs-internal-guid-7763cbdd-7fff-0d43-8d2c-74fba3c3de2e\" style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eWe sourced one of our bestselling slings direct from the factory to deliver the highest possible quality at the lowest price. Built stronger, priced lower. No middleman, no markup. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHammock Hangar [Mesh] delivers a new level of stability with a space-saving shape. It's our FIRST tri-sling frame. The triangle is the strongest shape in nature, resistant to rocking. Experience a rock steady ride... with ZERO distractions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHammock Hangar is equipped with superior FT Unibar vertical supports. These supports are seamless... a point of distinction from other sling frames. At the top and bottom of the frame, our Interlock design provides core resilient strength. At the base, big boot grips keep the Hammock Hangar securely grounded.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHammock Hangar also delivers max comfort. The breathable open-weave sling circulates air to your back. Sling height and angle can be instantly adjusted with the clank-free nylon straps. Padded stirrups are included. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eSimply remove and it's machine washable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.295; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eWith its unique tri-leg design, Hammock Hangar works in the tightest barracks. It requires only 12.5 square feet (3.7 sq meters). With its intuitive design, it can be set up or broken down in a matter of minutes. No tools needed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003eWant to fly solo? Clip a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/spring-fuk-bar-sling-bar\"\u003eSpring Fuk Bar\u003c\/a\u003e onto the frame, lock on your favorite Vac-U-Lock dong and bounce. Got a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/gunner-system-fucking-machine\"\u003eGunner System\u003c\/a\u003e? Mount the Gunner on the frame for legs-up machine play.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 16px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003ePair with our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/rolling-sling-travel-bag\" style=\"font-size: 16px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003eRolling Sling Bag\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"\u003e and take this bad boy on the road.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003eNote: this factory direct product does not qualify for additional discounts.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!--ups-sling--\u003e\n\u003clink rel=\"stylesheet\" href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ftx-cards.css?v=1792085418\"\u003e\n\u003clink rel=\"stylesheet\" href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ftx-cluster.css?v=1792112170\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__lead\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuild out your \u003cb\u003esling\u003c\/b\u003e rig\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca class=\"ftx__card\" href=\"\/products\/spring-fuk-bar-sling-bar\" aria-label=\"Shop the Spring Fuk Bar\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__media\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ft163-spring-fuk-bar-sling-bar-01.webp?v=1790806540\u0026amp;width=800\" alt=\"Spring Fuk Bar\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ftx__tag\"\u003eThe Bounce\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__eyebrow\"\u003eComplete the rig\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__title\"\u003eSpring Fuk Bar\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__sub\"\u003eNo top needed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__copy\"\u003eSpring-loaded Vac-U-Lock bar that rides your sling. You bounce, the spring does the work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ftx__cta\"\u003eShop the Spring Fuk Bar \u003cspan\u003e→\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003ca class=\"ftx__card\" href=\"\/products\/rolling-sling-travel-bag\" aria-label=\"Shop the Rolling Sling Travel Bag\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__media\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ft158-rolling-sling-travel-bag-02.webp?v=1790326086\u0026amp;width=800\" alt=\"Rolling Sling Travel Bag\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ftx__tag\"\u003eThe Bag\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__eyebrow\"\u003eComplete the rig\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__title\"\u003eRolling Sling Travel Bag\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__sub\"\u003eYour sling goes on tour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__copy\"\u003eBallistic nylon roller bag that swallows a full sling frame, with pockets for your gear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ftx__cta\"\u003eShop the Rolling Sling Bag \u003cspan\u003e→\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx ftx__cluster\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__lead\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLock it on: the \u003cb\u003eVac-U-Lock\u003c\/b\u003e lineup\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__grid\"\u003e\n\u003ca class=\"ftx__tile\" href=\"\/products\/gunner-system-fucking-machine\" aria-label=\"Shop the Gunner System\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__timg\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ft208-gunner-system-3-in-1-fucking-machine-01.webp?v=1790397214\u0026amp;width=800\" alt=\"Gunner System\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__tbody\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__tkick\"\u003eMounts up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__tname\"\u003eGunner System\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__tcopy\"\u003e3-in-1 fuck machine that mounts on the Hammock Hangar frame.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ftx__tcta\"\u003eShop now \u003cspan\u003e→\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003ca class=\"ftx__tile\" href=\"\/products\/robo-plunger-vibrating-dildo\" aria-label=\"Shop the Robo Plunger\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__timg\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ft220-robo-plunger-rotating-bead-depth-dong-09.webp?v=1791998553\u0026amp;width=800\" alt=\"Robo Plunger\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__tbody\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__tkick\"\u003eLocks on\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__tname\"\u003eRobo Plunger\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__tcopy\"\u003eRotating beads plus 7 vibe modes on a long silicone depth dong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ftx__tcta\"\u003eShop now \u003cspan\u003e→\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003ca class=\"ftx__tile\" href=\"\/products\/cut-thruster-thrusting-dildo\" aria-label=\"Shop the Cut Thruster\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__timg\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ft118-cut-thruster-thrusting-dildo-01.webp?v=1791237082\u0026amp;width=800\" alt=\"Cut Thruster\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__tbody\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__tkick\"\u003eLocks on\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__tname\"\u003eCut Thruster\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__tcopy\"\u003eHands-free thrusting dong with a thick, cushioned head.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ftx__tcta\"\u003eShop now \u003cspan\u003e→\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!--\/ups-sling--\u003e","brand":"Fort Troff","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46498770550854,"sku":"FT134","price":449.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ft134-hammock-hangar-mesh-sex-sling-02.webp?v=1790326012"},{"product_id":"porta-plow-sling-straps","title":"Porta Plow Portable Sling Straps","description":"\u003cdiv\u003eIf you don't have room for a sling, Porta Plow does the job in SECONDS. 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Porta Plow lets you amp up your endurance for XTRA long play sessions.\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Fort Troff","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46498776449094,"sku":"FT151","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ft151-porta-plow-portable-sling-straps-02.webp?v=1790326049"},{"product_id":"ready-rimmer-rim-seat","title":"Ready Rimmer Padded Rim Seat","description":"\u003cdiv\u003eReady Rimmer designed for Grade-A ass eatin'.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eIt all starts with the CUSHIEST seat we've rested our cheeks on. (Thickly padded, EZ clean vinyl.) Your legs may wobble with pleasure, but our seat won't. Its steel frame has a SOLID, stable feel, planted on grippy rubber feet. Rimmers will appreciate our OPEN access design that adjusts to 3 heights.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eReady Rimmer can be grabbed and assembled in seconds. It assembles and stashes in seconds. Butts down n' tongues out... you can't beat this hot seat. One year warranty.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eTo begin with, a small amount of simple assembly is needed. 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Zip. Go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__copy\"\u003eBallistic nylon with hefty handles. Your Ready Rimmer breaks down to ride along wherever the night goes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ftx__cta\"\u003eShop the rimmer bag \u003cspan\u003e→\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Fort Troff","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46498780610630,"sku":"FT154","price":129.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ft154-ready-rimmer-padded-rim-seat-01.webp?v=1790326085"},{"product_id":"rimmer-bag-rim-seat-bag","title":"Rimmer Bag Rim Seat Carry Bag","description":"\u003cdiv\u003eDesigned to fit every Rimming Chair in the Fort, this ballistic nylon bag is strong and sturdy. The single pocket design means NO hassle. Put the chair in the bag, zip, and hit the road. With hefty, strong handles, it can handle anything else you stuff in. Machine washable.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n.ftx{margin:4.8rem 0 0;padding:0;font-family:inherit}\n.ftx *{box-sizing:border-box}\n.ftx__lead{display:flex;align-items:center;gap:1.6rem;margin:0 0 2rem !important;font-family:var(--font-heading-family);font-size:1.4rem;letter-spacing:.18em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#e8e8e0}\n.ftx__lead::after{content:\"\";flex:1;height:1px;background:#3a3b33}\n.ftx__lead b{color:#fff200;font-weight:400}\n.ftx__card{display:grid;grid-template-columns:42% 1fr;background:#24231f;border:1px solid #3a3b33;border-left:4px solid #fff200;color:#e8e8e0 !important;text-decoration:none !important;overflow:hidden;transition:border-color .2s ease}\n.ftx__card:hover{border-color:#7b7d63;border-left-color:#fff200}\n.ftx__media{position:relative;min-height:100%;overflow:hidden;background:#0c0c0c;margin:0}\n.ftx__media img{position:absolute;inset:0;display:block;width:100%;height:100%;object-fit:cover;margin:0 !important;transition:transform .5s ease}\n.ftx__card:hover .ftx__media img{transform:scale(1.04)}\n.ftx__tag{position:absolute;top:1.2rem;left:1.2rem;padding:.5rem .9rem;background:#fff200;color:#0c0c0c;font-family:var(--font-heading-family);font-size:1.1rem;letter-spacing:.14em;line-height:1;text-transform:uppercase}\n.ftx__body{display:flex;flex-direction:column;justify-content:center;padding:3.2rem 3.2rem}\n.ftx__eyebrow{margin:0 0 1rem !important;font-family:var(--font-heading-family);font-size:1.2rem;letter-spacing:.2em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#7b7d63}\n.ftx__title{margin:0 0 .6rem !important;font-family:var(--font-heading-family);font-size:2.6rem;line-height:1.1;text-transform:uppercase;color:#e8e8e0}\n.ftx__sub{margin:0 0 1.6rem !important;font-family:var(--font-heading-family);font-size:1.4rem;letter-spacing:.12em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#fff200}\n.ftx__copy{margin:0 0 2.4rem !important;font-size:1.6rem;line-height:1.5;color:#c9c9bf}\n.ftx__cta{display:inline-flex;align-self:flex-start;align-items:center;gap:1rem;padding:1.3rem 2rem;border:1px solid #fff200;background:#fff200;color:#0c0c0c;font-family:var(--font-heading-family);font-size:1.3rem;letter-spacing:.16em;line-height:1;text-transform:uppercase;transition:background .2s ease,color .2s ease}\n.ftx__card:hover .ftx__cta{background:transparent;color:#fff200}\n.ftx__cta span{transition:transform .2s ease}\n.ftx__card:hover .ftx__cta span{transform:translateX(4px)}\n@media (max-width:749px){\n.ftx__lead{display:block;line-height:1.6}\n.ftx__lead::after{display:none}\n.ftx__media{min-height:0;aspect-ratio:1\/1}\n.ftx{margin-top:3.6rem}\n.ftx__card{grid-template-columns:1fr;border-left-width:1px;border-top:4px solid #fff200}\n.ftx__card:hover{border-top-color:#fff200}\n.ftx__body{padding:2.4rem 2rem 2.8rem}\n.ftx__title{font-size:2.2rem}\n.ftx__cta{align-self:stretch;justify-content:center}\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__lead\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePairs perfectly with our \u003cb\u003eReady Rimmer Padded Rim Seat\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca class=\"ftx__card\" href=\"\/products\/ready-rimmer-rim-seat\" aria-label=\"Shop the Ready Rimmer Padded Rim Seat\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__media\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ft154-ready-rimmer-padded-rim-seat-02.webp?v=1790326085\u0026amp;width=800\" alt=\"Ready Rimmer Padded Rim Seat with steel frame and padded vinyl seats, Fort Troff\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ftx__tag\"\u003eThe Chair\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__eyebrow\"\u003eComplete the setup\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__title\"\u003eReady Rimmer Padded Rim Seat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__sub\"\u003eComfy ass eatin'\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__copy\"\u003eThick padding up top, full access underneath. 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You bounce, the spring does the work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ftx__cta\"\u003eShop the Spring Fuk Bar \u003cspan\u003e→\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx ftx__cluster\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__lead\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLock it on: the \u003cb\u003eVac-U-Lock\u003c\/b\u003e lineup\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__grid\"\u003e\n\u003ca class=\"ftx__tile\" href=\"\/products\/vac-u-lock-suction-cup-base\" aria-label=\"Shop the Vac-U-Lock Suction Cup Base\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__timg\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ft174-vac-u-lock-suction-cup-base-01.webp?v=1790806543\u0026amp;width=800\" alt=\"Vac-U-Lock Suction Cup Base\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__tbody\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__tkick\"\u003eAdd-on\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__tname\"\u003eVac-U-Lock Suction Cup Base\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__tcopy\"\u003eSpare base for any Vac-U-Lock dong. 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The Spring Fuk Bar quickly attaches to a sling solo bar in seconds. The Spring Fuk Bar w\/ Vac-u-Loc gives you FULL control. Pop on any Vac-U-Lock dong, like the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/robo-plunger-vibrating-dildo\"\u003eRobo Plunger\u003c\/a\u003e or the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/cut-thruster-thrusting-dildo\"\u003eCut Thruster\u003c\/a\u003e, for hours of non-stop fuk action. Going solo has never felt better... get ready to get SPRUNG!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eClip the Spring Fuk Bar onto your \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hammock-hangar-mesh-sex-sling\"\u003eHammock Hangar\u003c\/a\u003e sling, then pack the whole rig in a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/rolling-sling-travel-bag\"\u003eRolling Sling Travel Bag\u003c\/a\u003e when you hit the road.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eNote: this product is the bar only, equipped with vac-u-loc, and is only compatible with a sling solo bar, sold separately. Packaging does not include dongs or additional sling attachments.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!--ups-sling--\u003e\n\u003clink rel=\"stylesheet\" href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ftx-cards.css?v=1792085418\"\u003e\n\u003clink rel=\"stylesheet\" href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ftx-cluster.css?v=1792112170\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__lead\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuild out your \u003cb\u003esling\u003c\/b\u003e rig\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca class=\"ftx__card\" href=\"\/products\/hammock-hangar-mesh-sex-sling\" aria-label=\"Shop the Hammock Hangar Mesh Sex Sling\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__media\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ft134-hammock-hangar-mesh-sex-sling-02.webp?v=1790326012\u0026amp;width=800\" alt=\"Hammock Hangar Mesh Sex Sling\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ftx__tag\"\u003eThe Sling\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__eyebrow\"\u003eComplete the rig\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__title\"\u003eHammock Hangar Mesh Sex Sling\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__sub\"\u003e500 lb rated tri-leg frame\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__copy\"\u003eBreathable mesh sling on a steel tri-leg stand. Sets up in minutes with no tools.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ftx__cta\"\u003eShop the Hammock Hangar \u003cspan\u003e→\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003ca class=\"ftx__card\" href=\"\/products\/rolling-sling-travel-bag\" aria-label=\"Shop the Rolling Sling Travel Bag\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__media\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ft158-rolling-sling-travel-bag-02.webp?v=1790326086\u0026amp;width=800\" alt=\"Rolling Sling Travel Bag\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ftx__tag\"\u003eThe Bag\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__eyebrow\"\u003eComplete the rig\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__title\"\u003eRolling Sling Travel Bag\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__sub\"\u003eYour sling goes on tour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__copy\"\u003eBallistic nylon roller bag that swallows a full sling frame, with pockets for your gear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ftx__cta\"\u003eShop the Rolling Sling Bag \u003cspan\u003e→\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx ftx__cluster\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__lead\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLock it on: the \u003cb\u003eVac-U-Lock\u003c\/b\u003e lineup\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__grid\"\u003e\n\u003ca class=\"ftx__tile\" href=\"\/products\/robo-plunger-vibrating-dildo\" aria-label=\"Shop the Robo Plunger\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__timg\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ft220-robo-plunger-rotating-bead-depth-dong-09.webp?v=1791998553\u0026amp;width=800\" alt=\"Robo Plunger\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__tbody\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__tkick\"\u003eLocks on\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__tname\"\u003eRobo Plunger\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__tcopy\"\u003eRotating beads plus 7 vibe modes on a long silicone depth dong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ftx__tcta\"\u003eShop now \u003cspan\u003e→\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003ca class=\"ftx__tile\" href=\"\/products\/cut-thruster-thrusting-dildo\" aria-label=\"Shop the Cut Thruster\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__timg\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ft118-cut-thruster-thrusting-dildo-01.webp?v=1791237082\u0026amp;width=800\" alt=\"Cut Thruster\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__tbody\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__tkick\"\u003eLocks on\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__tname\"\u003eCut Thruster\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__tcopy\"\u003eHands-free thrusting dong with a thick, cushioned head.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ftx__tcta\"\u003eShop now \u003cspan\u003e→\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003ca class=\"ftx__tile\" href=\"\/products\/vac-u-lock-suction-cup-base\" aria-label=\"Shop the Vac-U-Lock Suction Cup Base\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__timg\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ft174-vac-u-lock-suction-cup-base-01.webp?v=1790806543\u0026amp;width=800\" alt=\"Vac-U-Lock Suction Cup Base\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__tbody\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__tkick\"\u003eAdd-on\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__tname\"\u003eVac-U-Lock Suction Cup Base\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__tcopy\"\u003eSpare base for any Vac-U-Lock dong. Sticks to tile, glass or a locker door.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ftx__tcta\"\u003eShop now \u003cspan\u003e→\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!--\/ups-sling--\u003e","brand":"Fort Troff","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46498786934854,"sku":"FT163","price":59.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ft163-spring-fuk-bar-sling-bar-01.webp?v=1790806540"},{"product_id":"waterproof-pvc-play-sheet","title":"Waterproof PVC Playsheet","description":"\u003cdiv\u003eRELAX. Make a damn mess.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eThis lightweight sheet is 100% waterproof. Made of PVC, it can take PLENTY of abuse. Throw it down and go BALLS OUT with no worries.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eWhen the mayhem is over, just toss it in the washer. Allow to air dry.\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Fort Troff","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46498794602566,"sku":"FT177","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ft177-waterproof-pvc-play-sheet-06.webp?v=1791966145"},{"product_id":"tactical-st-andrews-cross","title":"Tactical Portable Saint Andrews Cross","description":"\u003cp\u003eSurrender your power and assume the position. Your impact play is about to get a major upgrade with the Fort Troff Tactical Cross.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe distinctive X-shape and heavy-duty construction make it an essential tool for any serious play space. It assembles in just under 5 minutes without the use of tools, while maintaining the ultimate portability and sturdiness. Securely lock in your sub for hours with the 4 D-ring anchor points and thick padded center piece. Perfect for endless teasing or hardcore punishment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePush it against a wall, or into a corner, and SPREAD EM for even greater stability. He's NOT going anywhere. The high-performance rubber feet keep it from slipping, securing it in place with just your body weight.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMaximize space or maintain discretion, easily storing in tight spaces when the fun is over.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fort Troff","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50509781041222,"sku":"FT188","price":499.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ft188-tactical-portable-saint-andrews-cross-12.webp?v=1791998480"},{"product_id":"gunner-system-fucking-machine","title":"Gunner System 3-in-1 Fucking Machine","description":"\u003cp\u003eReady for duty, Grunt. 2 years in the making, the Gunner System is the Total Package in fuck machine tech. Mount the turbo torque gun on the ballast base, pull it off to go handheld, or run the tools on their own handle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFill the removable tanks with water or sand for a rock solid ride on your bed, the floor or the back of your truck. The steel frame sits on 4 adjustable feet, so the only thing that rocks is YOU. Then the Gunner drives 3 inches of thrust at up to 190 strokes per minute, from ANY angle you set on the 180 degree arm.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e2 silicone motion dongs come loaded in the kit, the Robo Plunger and Robo Rammer. Their beads roll at 3 speeds with 7 vibe settings on top, packing 80 minutes of duty per charge. Water-resistant, so cleanup is a quick rinse. Run thrust, roll and vibes from the magnetic wireless remote.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLock on any Vac-U-Lock dong you've got behind the safety bumper. The 16-foot cord with its international adapter goes anywhere in the world. Got the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hammock-hangar-mesh-sex-sling\"\u003eHammock Hangar\u003c\/a\u003e? Mount the Gunner on the sling frame with the Hammock Hangar's mounting bar for legs-up solo play, no tools needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFill the tanks. Set the angle. Get drilled.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExpert Tip:\u003c\/strong\u003e Set the arm angle with the Gunner switched off and the tool resting right at your hole, then back off half an inch before you hit the remote. The full 3 inch stroke starts from that spot, so your first thrust lands deep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!--ups-sling--\u003e\n\u003clink rel=\"stylesheet\" href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ftx-cards.css?v=1792085418\"\u003e\n\u003clink rel=\"stylesheet\" href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ftx-cluster.css?v=1792112170\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__lead\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuild out your \u003cb\u003esling\u003c\/b\u003e rig\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca class=\"ftx__card\" href=\"\/products\/hammock-hangar-mesh-sex-sling\" aria-label=\"Shop the Hammock Hangar Mesh Sex Sling\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__media\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ft134-hammock-hangar-mesh-sex-sling-02.webp?v=1790326012\u0026amp;width=800\" alt=\"Hammock Hangar Mesh Sex Sling\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ftx__tag\"\u003eThe Sling\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__eyebrow\"\u003eComplete the rig\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__title\"\u003eHammock Hangar Mesh Sex Sling\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__sub\"\u003e500 lb rated tri-leg frame\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__copy\"\u003eBreathable mesh sling on a steel tri-leg stand. Sets up in minutes with no tools.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ftx__cta\"\u003eShop the Hammock Hangar \u003cspan\u003e→\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003ca class=\"ftx__card\" href=\"\/products\/spring-fuk-bar-sling-bar\" aria-label=\"Shop the Spring Fuk Bar\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__media\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ft163-spring-fuk-bar-sling-bar-01.webp?v=1790806540\u0026amp;width=800\" alt=\"Spring Fuk Bar\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ftx__tag\"\u003eThe Bounce\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__eyebrow\"\u003eComplete the rig\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__title\"\u003eSpring Fuk Bar\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__sub\"\u003eNo top needed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__copy\"\u003eSpring-loaded Vac-U-Lock bar that rides your sling. You bounce, the spring does the work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ftx__cta\"\u003eShop the Spring Fuk Bar \u003cspan\u003e→\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx ftx__cluster\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__lead\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLock it on: the \u003cb\u003eVac-U-Lock\u003c\/b\u003e lineup\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__grid\"\u003e\n\u003ca class=\"ftx__tile\" href=\"\/products\/robo-plunger-vibrating-dildo\" aria-label=\"Shop the Robo Plunger\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__timg\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ft220-robo-plunger-rotating-bead-depth-dong-09.webp?v=1791998553\u0026amp;width=800\" alt=\"Robo Plunger\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__tbody\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__tkick\"\u003eLocks on\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__tname\"\u003eRobo Plunger\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__tcopy\"\u003eRotating beads plus 7 vibe modes on a long silicone depth dong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ftx__tcta\"\u003eShop now \u003cspan\u003e→\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003ca class=\"ftx__tile\" href=\"\/products\/cut-thruster-thrusting-dildo\" aria-label=\"Shop the Cut Thruster\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__timg\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ft118-cut-thruster-thrusting-dildo-01.webp?v=1791237082\u0026amp;width=800\" alt=\"Cut Thruster\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__tbody\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__tkick\"\u003eLocks on\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__tname\"\u003eCut Thruster\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__tcopy\"\u003eHands-free thrusting dong with a thick, cushioned head.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ftx__tcta\"\u003eShop now \u003cspan\u003e→\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003ca class=\"ftx__tile\" href=\"\/products\/vac-u-lock-suction-cup-base\" aria-label=\"Shop the Vac-U-Lock Suction Cup Base\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__timg\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ft174-vac-u-lock-suction-cup-base-01.webp?v=1790806543\u0026amp;width=800\" alt=\"Vac-U-Lock Suction Cup Base\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ftx__tbody\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__tkick\"\u003eAdd-on\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__tname\"\u003eVac-U-Lock Suction Cup Base\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ftx__tcopy\"\u003eSpare base for any Vac-U-Lock dong. Sticks to tile, glass or a locker door.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ftx__tcta\"\u003eShop now \u003cspan\u003e→\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!--\/ups-sling--\u003e","brand":"Fort Troff","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50510667874374,"sku":"FT208","price":899.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/ft208-gunner-system-3-in-1-fucking-machine-01.webp?v=1790397214"},{"product_id":"velvet-guard-waterproof-play-sheet-queen","title":"Velvet Guard Waterproof Play Sheet Queen","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBring On The Mess.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQueen Size, 54 x 72 in.\u003c\/strong\u003e Covers the action zone on a Queen bed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInner Moisture Barrier.\u003c\/strong\u003e Soaks up lube, cum, piss and sweat before it hits the mattress.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVelvet-Soft Microfiber.\u003c\/strong\u003e Feels like luxe bedding, not a rubber sheet.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMachine Washable.\u003c\/strong\u003e Tough enough for sloppy frenzies, wash after wash.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVelvet Guard turns your bed into a worry-free wet-and-wild play zone. The top is a luxe, velvet-soft microfiber that feels like real bedding against bare skin. Underneath, an inner moisture barrier soaks up everything you throw at it, so your mattress stays clean and dry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody walking past your bed will clock it as a play sheet. Spread it out, get filthy, then strip it off and toss it in the wash. Your Queen bed looks the same as before he showed up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpread it out. Soak it through. Wash it clean.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExpert Tip:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay the Velvet Guard down before things heat up, not mid-fuck. A flat, smooth sheet catches every drop, so nothing slips past the edge onto your mattress.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Fort Troff","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50520208769094,"sku":"FT253-Queen","price":179.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8379\/1942\/files\/FT253-Queen_STD_MAIN.jpg?v=1792016023"},{"product_id":"velvet-guard-waterproof-play-sheet-king","title":"Velvet Guard Waterproof Play Sheet King","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMore Bed. More Men. More Mess.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eKing Size, 76 x 80 in.\u003c\/strong\u003e Room for the whole crew to roll around.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInner Moisture Barrier.\u003c\/strong\u003e Every spill gets soaked up before it hits the mattress.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLuxe Microfiber Top.\u003c\/strong\u003e Soft as velvet against bare, sweaty skin.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMachine Washable.\u003c\/strong\u003e Strip it, wash it, lay it back down for round two.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVelvet Guard King covers the whole battlefield. A luxe, velvety microfiber top feels like high-end bedding while bodies slide across it. Underneath, the inner moisture barrier soaks up anything and everything the crew leaves behind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBring over a few buddies and stop worrying about the mattress. Lube, piss, cum and sweat stay in the sheet, not in your bed. After the last guy leaves, throw it in the washer and your room looks innocent again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCall the crew. Wreck the bed. Wash the evidence.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExpert Tip:\u003c\/strong\u003e Run the King sheet across the full width of the bed so it hangs over both edges. 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