"Yes! Yes! And Yes!! I received my order and like always I was extremely pleased by the service provided by both my order ;) and from FortTroff itself!! I have been a shopping member for about two years now and am very pleased with the products and company itself!! Hot gear, great lubes, and amazing flesh lights!! As long as you guys keep it up on your end, I will be a valued customer for years to cum!! Thank You!!"
— LT from NY
"Thank you so much for checking. Everything is perfect. I was so surprised to receive my order so quickly. I placed my order Saturday night and was so excited to see myi tems would be delivered on Tuesday. The packaging was unassuming as promised and the products are great… I have used them all to astonishing pleasure. I have already planned my next purchase and cannot thank you enough for your great site and compelling products!"
— K.M. from Charlotte, N.C.
"Yes! As usual, everything is perfect. The cock slings are cool as shit and my Boy loves his. And with his beefy redheaded Irish package, he can get quite the bulge going with it that he loves to show off. His Daddy loves his as well! The nipple suction cups are cool too…and I wasn't expecting the ChapStick to come along with it—esp cherry flavored!…a nice bonus. Guess there ought to be one cherry in the room LOL. Thanks again for everything, including and most importantly touching base. You have a very loyal customer."
— B.B. from Denver
"Dear Sir, I have been searching for the perfect words to express my past, current and presumed future satisfaction with your company, its products and customer service. I recently came across the following entry in an online Business Dictionary. I believe this definition has FortTroff written all over it. INTEGRITY. Quality characterized by honesty, reliability, and fairness, developed in a relationship over time. Customers and clients have much more confidence when dealing with a business when they can rely on the representations made."
— B.S. from Minneapolis
"Not a question, but a statement. I just want to say that I was totally blown away when my order I just placed last Saturday was shipped on Monday and arrived on Wednesday. This kind of service is almost unheard of. I placed an order with another vendor more than a week ago and I still have not been advised of a shipping date. My last order with them took more than a month. Also wanted to tell you that I have already tried the new F.T. Silicone Nip Suckers and they are incredible. After wearing them for a half hour I could not believe how hard my nipples had gotten and how much they stood out. They are ready for a pig top to torture and put the nipple clamps on. Thanks Fort Troff for once again coming through as promised to your many pig fans. You have a loyal customer from now on."
— R.K. from Saint Louis
"ATTENTION FELLOW PIGS — if you have ordered from Sarge and his team at Fort Troff you KNOW the service and quality are amazing. But what happens when something goes wrong? I will tell you — even BETTER service! My problem was solved within an hour and to my complete satisfaction. And THAT is the difference between good customer service and GREAT customer service. Above and beyond the call of duty and an iron-clad guarantee that my pig money will continue to be spent at Troff! Thanks again."
— J.G. from London
"Your Customer Service rocks! Not only did my order get processed and sent the same day, but arrived well ahead of schedule and was put to immediate use! This pig is one VERY HAPPY and SATISFIED customer! In fact, every order I've ever placed with you has been met with the same incredible satisfaction. YOU are the best!"
— J.H. from Sacramento, CA
"OH Yeah Sergeant Luger, everything is A-OK. Been busy fuckin' a lot more thanx to your wonderful products! You guys really rock. You are cheaper and so very fucking fast. Nothing compares to you guys. Even in sleazy ol' Frisco, there's no comparison. I only wish I could be out east to cum to your sleazy club in Atlanta, to fuck my brains out! Maybe one day. THANX AGAIN GUYS!"
— S.W. from San Francisco
"Thanks for the follow-up email regarding my satisfaction. I have only recently had one other company do the same after a purchase. I've been buying products online since 1992 and have never before this year, 2010, been treated with this level of service. It's a great idea and I hope that you continue to solicit feedback from your customers. Your products arrived in stellar condition. Love the 'camo' tape on the box. Clever. I haven't used everything that I purchased yet. But, I am completely satisfied with FortTroff.com. I'll be returning in the future as a repeat customer."
— B.F. from Santa Rosa, CA
"You rock! You really do. Not only you manage to have great toys and play stuff, but you also ship the orders quickly. I have made some lately and they have all been delivered fast and without mistakes. Nothing makes me more happy than finding one of your boxes with the camouflage-print box tape on the top waiting for me at the door. I know where it is from and I know what to do with its content. Need I say more?"
— L.M. from Washington, DC
"Yes sir! The order arrived in 2 days and everything is great…and you shipped another order to me today. Love your site and the products ordered. Especially like the personal comments about the items…and vid demo clips. I can tell you won't sell something that doesn't meet your approval and you search high and low for quality products. Keep up the good work. You've got a loyal customer here and I'll pass the word along to my friends."
— T.H. from Illinois
"Ditto on what everybody else said. Amazing service, quality items, and every single promise met or exceeded. (Shit! I got my items 36 hours after ordering!) Broke in the F.T. jelly fatties last night. Had two rubbered pigs in bondage, good fat cocks, and began loading the ball stretchers on them. With riding crop in hand, the ball slapping began. Both pigs loved these little stretchers and I loved how easy it was to load them on. No more pinched skin from snapping on the leather stretchers! Thanks!"
— D.P. from Atlanta
"I must say that you guys have 1 flipping awesome business! I've purchased quite a few things over the past months, and I've always been pleased with the price and quality. But your customer service is beyond belief! The great products and prices along with the outstanding customer service is the biggest reason why I keep returning! You guys should be role models for other businesses! Keep up the great work!"
— A.W. from St. Louis
"Dear Sgt. Luger … wow … I am impressed with the level of customer service from such a nasty pig … I love the site and the products … wore my new glow in the dark cock ring to the nude beach here in Miami on Sunday and then wore it all night at a sex party … and got lots of compliments on how bright it was … Keep up the great work…and bring more glow in the dark cock rings to the site!!!"
— L.W. from Miami
"As I've said before…you guys Rock!!! Not only did the package arrive (very timely for a special occasion) it was completely filled with the little goodies you send…it's always like Christmas! Thank You for honoring the products that were sent on the last order which were faulty…no fault of yours…but for you to honor and stick by 'your word' was a great thing! That is why I keep ordering from you guys…you're not the cheapest…Yet, you are the BEST!!!!!!!! And your service?…Impeccable. That is what sets your company apart from all of the rest."
— J.B. from Georgia
"OINK - the Uzi and Machine Gun are fuckin' AWESOME!!! They both know how to treat my hungry pig hole. My top stud loves to use them on me and watch me go bat-shit crazy!! And the vibrating egg is a great starter … makes my hole hungry, it definitely puts it in craving mode!!! Thanks to Ft. Troff for knowing a pig's needs, even before the pig knows he needs it!! OINK!!"
— K.L. from Tennessee.
"My order arrived today in New Zealand (Friday morning local time) 48 hours after you shipped from the US. Unbelieveable delivery and service. The products are as always of excellent quality. Once again FT has exceeded my expectations and your team is truely awesome from a Customer perspective. Outstanding products and service. Thank you for continuing to exceed your already very high customer service expectations."
— M.R. from New Zealand
"The package arrived in record time and after trying on the camo pants, which fit PERFECTLY, I grabbed the machine gun dildo…This Marine has two words for that tool: OOH RAH!!!!! I lubed that baby up and slid it into my military hole and turned it up full blast and it was THE MOST INCREDIBLE sensation this ass has felt from something other than a cock. In less than 10 minutes, I was shooting cum all over my face and chest…but that was just starters. I kept that baby deep in my ass and shoved it up against my love button and shot a second load 20 minutes later that was just as large as the first load … Thank you for making this man a satisfied pig. I will be feeding at your Troff again VERY SOON!"
— J.B. from Maryland.
"Hey Sarge! You know what? You guys are the BOMB! You are by far the fastest in processing orders, and they have arrived in record time. Having been in customer service for over 30 years, I appreciate the level of service you guys provide. Even on a return I had to make, it was dealt with professionally and without incident. Like no other web site I have dealt with. They need to take lessons from you, Sir, making the purchase and subsequent follow-up issues as seamless as possible. I have spoken very highly of your site and products, and you have a loyal Pig-Daddy customer in me! My Boy and I thank you!"
— B.B. from Colorado
"Your products fucking ROCK!!! Even as a fan of naturopathic alternatives to medicinals, I was skeptical bout the hard-on herbals, and then they made me harder than I've been in a helluva long time - and with no adverse side effects!! They arrived way faster than I expected which was awesome. The ball stretcher and cock ring are also great, and your customer service is outstanding. Thanks for multiple pre-drippin, ball-stretching, dick-throbbing good times!"
— S.H. from Kansas.
"Sorry for the long delay in replying. But yes, the products I ordered arrived perfectly. The item I purchased was a gift for my boy for his birthday. We were finally able to have time to try it out. The look on my bottom boys face said it all—he LOVED it. That machine gun dildo (The one with the bearings that rotate the length of the dildo) had him squirming around in so much pleasure he couldn't stand himself. He was completely surprised that he had the thing completely inside him as I told him when we were finished that the balls on the dildo were right up against his ass. His other toys aren't quite as big or long, so he even shocked himself. Needless to say, he is a pig at heart. And so am I."
— C.B. from St. Paul, MN
"Everything is great, the order arrived quicker than expected and was packed great…I feel that Fort Troff provided everything that I ordered at an exceptional value, and you will most definitely be getting more orders from me, I am truly pleased with the products and becoming more and more impressed with the level of customer service. Other online stores could definitely take a few lessons from you!! I must also add that the "Pig Oil" has to be one of the best lubes that I have ever used, I definitely want more of that!!"
— B.C. from Illinois
"The order was received in fine condition SIR! As always, the follow-up and support from Ft. Troff was above and beyond the expectations. You have one very satisfied customer here! In fact, here in Peoria we always hear the old saying "Does it play in Peoria?" which always meant that if it played in Peoria, it would play anywhere … referring to the old vaudeville and movie era. I would like to shout out that Fort Troff does play in Peoria! Thanks for the great products, outstanding customer service and the best value in the industry!"
— R.M. from Peoria, IL
"Thanks for the email… All I can say is that I wish every company in every industry had customer service that was half as good as that which I have received from Fort Troff. My order arrived in perfect condition and only 2 days after I placed the order. I am extremely satisfied with both your products and service and you can count me among your loyal customers now and I will certainly recommend Fort Troff to my buddies. BTW… thanks for the Thank you gift that was included with my order."
— M.C. from Pennsylvania
"A-OK is a very weak word to describe how I feel after receiving my last order. My hole has never been so happy and worked out, and thanks to your amazing customer service, it did not have to wait very long to experience those great new toys. With every order I am amazed at the quality of your products, your responsiveness and your customer service overall. So many companies could learn a thing or two from you about customer satisfaction and retention, for sure!!! I am a true fan, and will remain a loyal customer for a long, long time."
— G.B. from Montreal
"My magnetic nipple clamps were tried IMMEDIATELY out of the box. They're wonderful! I'm looking forward to hours of wearing them, being used in them and having others tweak my nipples in them. Wonderfully, delightfully, deliciously painful and pleasurable. Thank you again and again for your prompt service and follow up. I've become one of the happiest pigs on the planet for my man and you've helped make me proudly so."
— J.S. from Glendale, CA
"I just wanted to drop you a line and let you know that my most recent order arrived early (as usual) and attractively packaged in your signature camouflage taped box. I even got a comment from the postal employee who said that the package must have been from someone important. She couldn't have been more on target. Fort Troff is the ONLY place where I order my pig gear. You guys have your shit together and you truly know how to run a smooth operation. Your company's focus on excellent customer service, quality (tested) products, and value is superior to anyone I've ever had the pleasure to do business with. For these reasons I have decided to mention your company various times on my blog which is read by hundreds of readers a day. I will continue to tout your companies excellence and will continue my patronage of your company. If there is anything I can do for you, please let me know."
— J.G. from Key West
"I just wanted to say once again how HOT your gear is. A buddy of mine showed up at my place this weekend, he had the Tight n Sharp chaps, the Gnarly Cock Sheath and the UBER cock Sheath. After working me half way to a coma, I used my Machine Gun and Uzi on him to repay the favor. THE UBER COCK SHEATH IS A MEAN MOTHER! My friend has talents that just leave ya breathless. Can't wait to get one for myself so that I can surprise the pig who shares a bed with me. AWESOME, UNBELIEVABLE, AND INCREDIBLE. You guys know how to throw a mean fucking party. Thanks again for yet another amazing bunch of memories."
— M.G. from Boston
"Is everything okay? Are you kidding me Sgt?! I FUCKING LOVE THIS PIG GEAR! I just can't wait until I can find a muscle-pig who wants to put his sweaty, piss stained, cum soaked and well used 'x-jock strap' right in my mouth while him and his buddies go to town on my tight hole! I'm digging the vibrator I got and already want an upgrade to try when I'm not getting pounded by some hot muscle jock! The 'Uzi' seems like it'd get me off for my coach after a game…mmm, sweaty, hot, wet, wild athletic gear play, my jock can barely contain my dick you're merchandise has me so worked up! FUCK! Thanks Sergeant! You've got a customer for life!"
— R.H. from Orlando
"Thank you for asking if I was happy with my order. First off, thank you for adding stickers to my order and responding to my questions (I timed it) in less than one minute! Every time I have placed an order with Fort Troff I have always been impressed with the packing materials used. No company I have ever ordered products from online have arrived like yours, camo tape, and at one time red crinkle paper which has now evolved into earth friendly packing material. To be honest it is those little touches that make me want to order from you again and again. To me it shows that you care about what you are selling and whom you selling it to…thank you once again for proudly serving the pig community. Your forever loyal pig."
— M.T. from Oklahoma
"Is everything OK? wot? WOT?? I get hard every time I see that pig-x logo of yours now! DAMMIT ALL TO HELL! (Got one right now at work.) Immediate responses to email. Great prices. Order fulfilled EXACTLY as requested. Expeditious service in getting merchandise. What more could a man want? (Besides any of your models!) Save on gift wrapping and bow. J ust send him naked in a big puffy coat. It's cold up here. Thanks again. (Your service is better than the last fuck I had!)"
— D.N. from Bronx, NY
"Men—This is not a question at all. It's a statement. You did it again. You guys are the best in the business. Actually…you're the best in any business. We have never had such incredible customer service…attention to detail…genuine concern…and absolute perfection time after time. We just used our King Size Flat Play Sheet. It got abused to say the least. The only thing that got more abused was the hot submissive boy that was taking…or trying to take…everything coming his way. It probably wasn't the sheet at all…but damn, we had the most incredible hot raw action we've ever had. If we had to place the credit somewhere…we thought we might as well give credit to the sheet. We don't want to swell the boy's head. Seriously…you men are amazing. We've told everyone you're the only game in town."
— J.L. and S.H. from New York
"In all my years of catalog, online and mail order shopping, you are the only ones to EVER confirm my delivery instructions prior to shipment. It is exactly that kind of customer service that keeps me cumming back for more. Nearly every business online today could learn a great deal about quality business and customer satisfaction from Ft Troff. As always you guys make me feel like a Five Star General, and from this real life veteran, that is a major compliment. I'm happy to do business with you, and a proud member of your pig army. Squealing, grunting, and snorting daily with thank to the awesome toys and gear you sell."
— M.O. from Arizona
"Everything is better than OK…It is ROCKING. Between my purchase of the machine gun and heavy metal cockring, and my pig-partner's purchase of two of the pig size metal ass locks, plus the arsenal of pig stuff we've bought already…Well let's just say that more than the turkey got stuffed this holiday! Thanks for offering really great products for us pigs out here and still keeping them affordable."
— O.M. from Louisiana
"Got the package today. You men really rock. Yours is probably the best site we've ever dealt with…for anything. We just had to let you know…although you probably already do. Folks tend to bitch and complain when things don't go as expected…but often forget to give a well deserved compliment when everything is perfect. Thanks again."
— J.L. and S.H. from New York
"You guys are absolutely THE best when it comes to service/price and I faithfully send every pig I encounter to your site. You are not just better than any other site in your category, but you match or beat the level of service I've received at brick and mortar leather stores. And you are better than most high-end department and specialty stores. You have good quality merchandise and your prices beat everyone else. Your web site always works and is easy to use. Best of all, there is never any BS or attitude—period. Keep on treating your people well so they can treat me well!! OINK!"
— J.H. from Austin, TX
"Hello, Sir! Yes, my latest order arrived yesterday right on schedule, and I am very pleased. The two Nasty Pig black jocks that I ordered are great. When I got home yesterday, I opened the package, opened one of the jocks, put it on and immediately pissed it. The jock is totally comfortable. I especially love the fact that the waistband is narrower than most jocks, and it is low-rise. So, It fits great under my beer belly. Sir, thank you for your time and attention to my order. As always, it is a pleasure doing business with you. Respectfully from a happy, smelly piss pig."
— P.H. from Endicott, NY
"What can I say? I already knew you guys were amazing, but this experience has gone above and beyond any customer satisfaction I've ever experienced. When I first placed my order I was quoted a delivery date of 2 business days. I watched the tracking number eagerly and as excited to see 'Delivered'. I got home to find sadly that some delinquent had gone around the neighborhood that day stealing packages. And while the idea of said person opening my neighbors QVC package alongside my FT Troff package was amusing, I was angry and sad. I said nothing, thinking I was shit out of luck. A few days later Sgt. Luger sends me an email asking if I had received my package and if I was pleased. Again thinking nothing could be done, I related my story thinking Luger would get a laugh. Instead I was told my package would be resent at no cost to me. Why? Because Fort Troff genuinely cares about their customers. This experience assured me that Fort Troff is where I go from now on for my piggish needs. Thank you, very much. You've made a pig and his boy very happy."
— M.M. from Kansas
"This is a new record. I placed the order on Monday and it was delivered on Friday. That isn't even four days from your place to my place. Considering that your place is in the USA and my place is in New Zealand, which is half the world and a whole hemisphere away, that's pretty good going. As usual the order was perfectly packed and arrived here in immaculate condition. I can assure you that the goods won't be in immaculate condition for long because I'm going to use them tonight. Over the years I've bought man stuff from places all over the world. No one but no one gives as good quality products, reasonable prices and impressive service as the men at the Troff. After impeccable service and follow through after order placement with every order that I've placed with you, I'm going nowhere else in future. You guys rock."
— K.M. from New Zealand
"Damn…awesome service. I must say this has to be about the best experience I have had with an online purchase. I had one defective bottle of head cleaner, yet you took matters into your own hands and decided to reship the full order. I'm very appreciative of your awesome efforts in making me a satisfied customer. I will definitely keep coming back to you guys for all my piggish needs. Once agains, thanks for the great customer service."
— I.L. from Illinois
"Could not have asked for a better online shopping experience! Well-packaged, quick ship. All items arrived in first quality condition. Can re-use the shipping box for storage. A free gift to boot! And, for those of us environmentally friendly—NO Popcorn foam—we thank you. In closing, I generally buy from Extreme, JT and Mr. S —BUT, with your excellent customer service, I'll be looking at Your site FIRST. Again, thanks for raising the benchmark in customer service."
— S.C. from Charleston, SC
"I had such an easy and stress free shopping experience and want to say thank you for the impeccable customer service. My order was delivered a day early, which was nice because I was home to personally receive it. I was already eager to take my new goodies for a test drive but when I saw a free little thank you gift included in my package you managed to raise my excitement level even more. That was totally unexpected. Thanks again! You can be sure that I'll be ordering more from Fort Troff in the future."
— J.P. from Chicago
"Where to begin? Your customer service, products, and prices should serve as a model to other companies! As if great products don't sell themselves, you offer low prices and peedy shipping. Still begging for more? Check out is speedy and easy. I could not ask for anything more from any organization. You have mastered pleasing your customers and left us begging for more. I sing your praise to all of my friends and when they are skeptical I bet them the price of your purchase. I've won everytime!"
— D.A. from New Haven, CT
"Happy? HAPPY? WHAT? are you fuckin' kidding me? I think the word is AMAZED! Though that doesn't quite sum it up. Not only did my products arrive super fast, the very discrete packaging makes me want to have the stuff delivered to my job. Not sure that would be a good idea because I'd be walking around with a raging wet pre-cum boner trying to figure out how to open the box so I can start using whatever I bought. But seriously, I wish that all things ran as efficiently, and expeditiously as you operated your business. Thanks for the exemplary service. I'll be recommending and ordering more."
— DN from Bronx, NY
"May I take this opportunity to thank you for your excellent service. Your customer service skills are very good, keeping me informed of everything that's going on. A lot of British companies could learn a thing or 2 about that. When I received your e-mail about an expected delivery date of the 2nd September I was quite happy with that. This morning out of curiosity I logged onto UPS to track the parcel. Imagine my surprise when I saw it was on its way and expected delivery date today. And funny enough as I was doing this, there was the UPS man on my doorstep. I am completely satisfied with the stuff I have ordered from you, in fact as I type this I am wearing the rubber outfit. Incidentally it was still cheaper to buy from you and pay for delivery than buying at my local fetish store. So once again thanks for everything. I will have no hesitation in recommending your site to whoever will listen. From one satisfied customer!"
— T.G. from Kent, England
"Hello Sir! My order arrived yesterday, on time and in perfect condition. As always, your products are the best and you did an excellent job of packaging. I am thrilled with my latest purchases. My new Oval Cock Pump Cylinder is excellent. I know that I'm going to spend many enjoyable hours using it. And the Anal Pump Cylinder is absolutely incredible. I tried it out last night, and Oh my God, what a feeling! As I pumped it up and it grabbed my asshole, I was in heaven. The only thing I can say is that I wish that I hadn't waited so long to order it. (Evil Grin) I know that I'll be ordering more toys in the near future. Thank you for your time and attention."
— PJ from Endicot, NY
"Where do I begin my praises of my experience with your service? I have to say that through the 3 orders I've placed with you, you have been the best experience of Internet purchasing that I have ever had over the past 10 years!! The fast processing and delivery of the products have on both occasions been really surprising to me, and greatly appreciated. And of course, your products are absolutely AWESOME. I love the Oxballs ones the most. You guys, just keep on doing what you're doing, continue finding such great new products, and I'll keep on ordering with you, so that I can be an always happier little pig!!! You positively rock!"
— G.B. from Montreal, Canada
"Just got my package, ordered Monday, delivered Tuesday! Now that's fast! Ordered the silicone bull balls ring, and wow! If any of you like ball stretchers or cock rings, and haven't tried one of these babies yet, do it now! By far the most comfortable ball stretcher I have ever worn and feel like real skin, very stretchy with a firm feel once in place, this thing is pig-tastic!!! Will be ordering a couple more today. Between my buddy's and my order we had everything we needed to have a long passionate and pig out session in front of the fireplace up in my rustic cabin- mindblowing :) Thanks Fort Troff for making the experience much more pleasurable- definitely loved having my buddy fitted into The Strap."
— CD from Claymont, DE
"Wow! I am impressed! Your site is GREAT. Your pictures are the BEST. And your DEMO clips are TOPS. I live within walking distance of several leather stores, but love to visit your site and thought it was about time to start ordering from you. Maybe bootcamp is next…! Hail to the Chief!"
— JM from Santa Monica, CA
"I can't say enough good things about my experience shopping at Fort Troff. My special request was handled perfectly. All items arrived in good order and about 4 days ahead of the original shipping ETA. First rate experience every step of the way. You have made F.T. one of my favorite suppliers and you can be sure that I will be back for more Pig Gear in the future."
— DC from Vista, CA