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  F-Lube
$29.90
Product #: 52506
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F-Lube is the latest and BEST in the deep lube game. Serious butt pirates know and love J-lube, cuz its the slickest stuff around. J-lube was designed by vets for fisting cows, who don’t care about the annoying CLUMPS that often occur. But that was our only alternative until NOW.

F-Lube has all the long lasting SUPER slickness that expect from a powder lube, but it outperforms J-Lube in many respects. You can see that the powder is FINER the moment you pour F-Lube into warm water. You can FEEL the smoother, thicker difference. Just massage it in to the water to dissolve…and NO CLUMPS will occur. Instantly, you’ve got a velvety smooth lube mix.

Unlike J-Lube, which can quickly go bad, F-Lube has a preservative, so you can mix up an extra batch and KEEP IT in the fridge for weeks. The 8-ounce container can make over 3 GALLONS of lube!

We include mixing instructions.

Whether you are taking off on a marathon hard fuckin’ session, or scaling new heights, with a DEEP fisting scene, all of us here at the Fort believe that F-Lube is the ONLY way to fly.

Available ONLY at the Fort.
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  Pig Oil Lube
$11.90
Product #: 51252
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I am DAMN proud. Now we are expanding our Fort Troff brand of lubes. We launched Pig Lube H20 last year and it has become your FAVORITE. BUT…what about pigs who prefer a silicone lube? Now there is new Fort Troff Pig OIL, designed for your most important WEAPON.

Made for us in Germany, the formula took years to perfect, and the focus was on QUALITY. Compared to other silicone lubes on the market, ours is TOP grade and MUCH LESS oily. It has a light feel and spreads easily. SUPER concentrated and LONG lasting.

Condom safe, allergy tested, with no taste or odor. With Pig OIL, your TOOL is lubed, locked and loaded!

Contains 100ml. Your COMPLETE pig satisfaction is guaranteed!
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  Pig Lube H20
$10.90
Product #: 50001
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Here is our number ONE selling all-purpose lube. Perfect for jacking and fucking, our Pig Lube H20 is the BEST on the market. Now in a COOL new bottle.

This stuff was 3 years in development before they nailed the formula.

Pig Lube H2O is water based, which means it is condom compatible. It is never sticky or greasy, and cleans up in a FLASH with water.

Unlike the other water-based lubes, you will find that this one REALLY does last long, and has a nice GRIPPY feel to it.

Contains 100ml. Condom safe. Your COMPLETE pig satisfaction is guaranteed!
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  Pig Lube H2O >>> Economy 2-Pack
$18.00
Product #: 50003
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We have sold HUNDREDS of bottles of Pig Lube H20 to satisfied fuckers worldwide. Now it has a great new package, and to celebrate I am offering a special Economy 2-Pack price.

Pig Lube H2O is a very special formula that was 3 years in development and is the BEST water-based lube on the market. Super long-lasting, with a nice grippy feel. It ROCKS. Plus it cleans up fast and EZ with water.

Slide some around your cock and SHOOT today.

Each bottle contains 100ml. Condom safe. You get 2 bottles in the Pack, and only pay 9 bucks each!
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  Pig Lube H20 >>> Economy Size
$25.00
Product #: 50002
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Pig Lube H20 is now our number ONE selling all-purpose lube. Perfect for jacking and fucking, our Pig Lube H20 is the BEST on the market.

This formula was 3 years in the making and the result is a lube that has real STAYING POWER. It is condom compatible, never sticky or greasy, and cleans up in a FLASH with water. Best of all, you will find that this one REALLY does last long, and has a nice GRIPPY feel to it. Condom safe.

Thrifty pigs are gonna dig our new BIG 250ml Economy Size. It‘s a LOT of super premium lube at a great price.
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  Pig Lube >>> SAMPLER 2 PACK
$19.90
Product #: 50004
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Get 2 superior lubes for what some guys are charging for one!

When developing Fort Troff brand lubes, I had one goal in mind: The BEST and LONGEST lasting lubes on the market.

Our Pig Lube H20 has become our TOP seller. Horny fuckers have discovered it is WAY better than any other water-based lube on the market. It cleans up EZ with just water. Unlike many others, ours can really go all nite long.

Our Pig Oil is our TOP GRADE silicone formula. It is MUCH LESS oily than the competition. It has a light feel, spreads easily, and is SUPER concentrated.

With the SAMPLER 2 PACK you get one Pig Lube H20 and one Pig Oil, both in the handy 100ml size. And you SAVE a few bucks. Fuck yeah!

Condom safe and fully guaranteed for your COMPLETE satisfaction.
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