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Yo pig!
I am General Hawk, commander of Fort Troff and the pig army. Welcome
to my online store, where you can get the coolest PIG SEX GEAR! If you want it NOW, you're at the right place. I ship 94% of my orders on the same business day. And EVERYTHING you see on the site is in stock. SPEED and SERVICE are the reasons Fort Troff is one of the fastest growing sites on the net. Read what my loyal pig customers are saying. See Pig Testimonials Below |
| SHIPPING:
Our shipping is FAST and REASONABLE. We ship via UPS the day your order comes in. You'll get a tracking number, and we'll monitor your shipment until you are a satisfied pig. Need it quicker? I can quote you a rate on UPS air. |
| FAIR
PRICES: I run a tight ship, with low overhead. This means I can give you a very fair price WITHOUT compromising quality. |
| STEALTH
SECURITY: My secure server means your credit card information is fully protected. I never share your information with anyone. Period. |
| BULLET-PROOF
GUARANTEE: You are a FULLY satisfied pig, or you get your money back. It's that simple. |
| Are you kidding! I am absolutely satisfied! Your service is incredible! I received my package on Friday the 15th, just 2 days after my order was placed. Everything was included in the order and well packed too! That's awesome! I will certainly order from you again! |
| This is not a question but rather a tribute to your business acumen. My first order ever placed with you was a Thursday or Friday night and I received my items along with a complimentary item the very next Monday. Less than 2 biz days!! WOW, you are what every rip off company should look to in understanding how to run a business. My days of sorting through other gay sites that promise and never deliver is OVER! |
| As always, the service is flawless. You do what you say, when you say it...a very professional and responsible pig supplier! More than the basics of processing and shipping, you serve your loyal pigs by finding outstanding new products first. I check the store to see your latest and greatest discoveries -- and am never disappointed. Thanks so much! |
| Thank you so much man. I have dealt with other sites who never take the time to answer you. But never again will I use them after dealing with you. Thanks again. Really. Its nice to deal with a company who takes the time. |
| Thanks for the speedy reply to my email question. I don't know of another internet business that provides the level of service that you guys do. And the quality of your stock is really topnotch. It's always a pleasure doing business with you. Absolutely satisfied. I especially like the red packing material and the free gift. Nice touch. |
| I am the director of a customer care network with over 350,000 customers and 400 customer service representatives over 5 states and Canada. Time and time again Fort Troff has shown by their actions superior customer service Always exceeding my expectations. I wish I could use you as a real example in my training programs. You exemplify the interaction with a customer I am empowering my employees to have as well. Going from customer transaction to a customer interaction is what makes loyal customers and advoates for your company. Thanks again for the kind words, a generous and unnecessary concession, and your quick response. |
| The service was impeccable, I made my order on a Friday night and recieved the package the following Tuesday and without having to pay many taxes.....thank you for the low declared value in the shippment, that makes a BIG difference in delivering time when shipping to Europe. I am VERY satisfied with your product and service. |
| I thought I would take this time to THANK YOU for the incredible service I received from my purchasing experience. I placed and order and was sent an email telling me my products had been shipped. The very next day I received my products! I even got a little gift as a bonus! All I can say is THANK YOU and I will be praising your online store and will be conducting much more business with you in the very near future. Kind regards from a very satisfied customer and new loyal Canadian Pig customer. |
| Got my package,as always, that everything is great. I do sales for a living and i cn tell you that you guys run one of the best service businesses i have ever seen. Your follow up, selection, shipping and pricing are terrific. I just won't buy from anyone or anywhere else. |
| I am very satisfied with your services and extremely happy. The delivery was on time and the product looks exactly as in pictures. I also enjoyed the 'extra' gift - the jelly cockring- you included in the package. you guys rock. Thanks again and I am 100% sure am visiting the site again soon. |
| Once again you have completely met my expectations. Mind you, this is from a guy thats been in the customer service business for 35 yrs. I can't even count how many times I have recommended Fort Troff to my friends and chat buddies. |