We at Fort Troff are STOKED that you are visiting our store. Our rapid growth is due to our intense focus on YOU, the customer. Everything we sell has been tested by a hard fuckin' crew… for quality and durability. All of our toys are backed by our 100% satisfaction promise. Whether it's a super slick lube, a new cockring, or a sling… you will find that NOBODY beats the quality and service here at the Fort.
We offer UN-FRIGGIN-BELIEVABLE shipping speed. All orders that we get by 5pm Eastern go out the SAME DAY and over 99% ship COMPLETE. We hate backorders as much as you do. Our preferred shipper is UPS, which means we can track your package every step of the way. We will ALSO check in with you after delivery to MAKE SURE you are happy with your products.
Your COMPLETE satisfaction is our goal. We will gladly replace, exchange, or issue store credit for ANY item that you are unhappy with.
"This is my first time giving you feedback and believe me, the praise you are about to receive is well overdue! First off, your website fuckin' rocks! So many pics and vids for so many of your products that sometimes while I am perusing your plethora of products, I sometimes get off in the process! Haha! So I have placed probably a dozen or so orders with you, and this most recent once, like many of the others, easily was in the couple hundred dollar range. Once I hesitantly clicked the 'Place Order' button, I breathed a sigh of relief and now it's all about playing the waiting game. BUT NOT FOR LONG, because as usual I picked 2nd day delivery because I'm an impatient pig and I want my stuff soon! When my phone rings and shows it's the front gate calling I answer anxiously and I hear 'UPS, I HAVE A PACKAGE FOR YOU'…I anxiously buzz him in. I wasn't at home so they kindly left it at my front door *As per my request* and as my work day comes to an end, I make a mad dash all the way from Oakland, across the bay bridge and into downtown San Francisco. I run to my apartment and there at the foot of my door is a beautiful brown box with your Signature Camouflage Packing Tape. From this point forward it's like Christmas. Every order I have placed has been 100% correct, on time and always includes a little 'bonus' which is always greatly appreciated. You and your team should be proud of what you guys do, how well you run your business and acknowledge that you've satisfied A LOT of hungry piggies out there! I couldn't be happier to have found such an awesome site to indulge all of my nasties and Sir, you have earned a customer for life!"
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