Heavy Play FF

TWO BUCKS a bottle. You can make up to 18 bottles from one container of FIST Powder. It's a friggin' lube REVOLUTION...cuz it's the ONLY powder lube we've ever tested that is NOT stringy.

FIST Powder was 2 years in the making and the main ingredient has NEVER been used before in the lube market. Yeah, we know, a lotta you butt pirates are big fans of J-lube powder. But J-lube is for fisting COWS...not warranted safe for humans...and Fist Powder is a certified medical device. The "CE" number on the bottle means FIST is certified safe for your skin and fully compatible with latex condoms and gloves.

We like using a blender to mix it up, and YOU control the thickness by the amount of powder you add. Fill the cap to "basic" line to get a water bottle full of ultra slick, NEVER stringy lube. For heavy FF action, just increase the amount, and you get a thick ass-opening lube.

Non-staining. Tasteless. Hypoallergenic. Imported from France. We are STOKED to be the ONLY place in the USA to offer this FFantastic new lube.

DIRECTIONS: 1 gram of FIST mixed with 100 milliliters of water will yield 100 ml of lubricant. We find that if you fill the red cap to the white line at the bottom (which is a VERY small amount) and add this to a standard size 16oz water-bottle you get a nice slippery mix. Just add more if you are going to do a FF scene, for a THICKER extra-strong viscosity. We strongly recommend mixing in a blender, to get a smooth and lump-free mix. Unlike J-Lube, you do NOT have to add salt to clean up. FIST never leaves a stain.

If you strictly follow instructions, the manufacturer only warrants Fist for 24 hours after you mix it up. Additionally, you may find it does not "stick" to toys as well as J-lube. But....damn...to get a lube that is this SLICK, has NO STRINGS, and cleans up with NO STAINS. We give it 2 slimy THUMBS UP.

ALERT: We have received some negative reviews on Fist Powder saying it is not as thick as a J-Lube. If you like it THICK, you should wait until the new version comes out in a few months. Some customers have found that putting a few drops of Silicone Lube into the mix makes a longer lasting formula.

A lotta of us crack stuffers love thick n' slippery cream lubes cuz they don't DRIP. Grab a handful and you can take your time workin' it into a hungry hole.

Introducing Kunt Kreme, made just for us here at the Fort. It's ultra-thick...soft n' creamy...and is oil-based, for LONG lasting hole lubing. And when there are no holes to be filled...Kunt Kreme is a kickass jackin' lube. It can really go the distance, and you don't hafta re-load in mid-stroke.

Get the BIG 15oz tub. Not condom compatible.

Ingredients: DI Water, Mineral Oil, Petrolatum, Paraffin, Peg-8, Sorbitan Stearate, Polysorbate-60, Stearic Acid, Stearyl Alcohol (and) Ceteareth-20, Cetyl Alcohol, Lanolin, Borax, Methylparaben, Propylparaben, Imidazolidiny Urea.

Grease up that kunt NOW fuckers, and get it ready to go BONE DEEP.

Elbow Grease Original is a mineral oil based THICK cream lube that can't be beat for viscosity. Good for hard n' heavy assplay, including FF.

It is softer to the touch than Slam Dunk, which is why many guys prefer it. Creamy and super LONG lasting. Not condom safe.

Here is the ORIGINAL version. Contains 15 ounces.

Ingredients: DI Water, Mineral Oil, Petrolatum, Paraffin, Peg-8, Sorbitan Stearate, Polysorbate-60, Stearic Acid, Stearyl Alcohol (and) Ceteareth-20, Cetyl Alcohol, Lanolin, Borax, Methylparaben, Propylparaben, Imidazolidiny Urea.

Save 10 BUCKS off the suggested retail price of $29.95.

Slam Dunk has a huge fan base with guys who are into HEAVY ass play and FF. It's is the THICKEST cream lube around. Thanks to the natural CLOVE OIL, it relaxes the ass without numbing.

If you are a serious butt pirate, looking for a cream lube, Slam Dunk is the one.

Because it is oil-based, Slam Dunk is not condom safe and may also harm certain toys.

Contains 8 ounces.

Ingredients: Hydrogenated Oil, Polyethylene Polymer, Dispersing Agent, Mineral Oil, Distilled Water, and Clove Oil.

Slam Dunk has a huge fan base with guys who are into HEAVY ass play and FF. It's is the THICKEST cream lube around. Thanks to the natural CLOVE OIL, it relaxes the ass without numbing.

If you are a serious butt pirate, looking for a cream lube, Slam Dunk is the one.

Because it is oil-based, Slam Dunk is not condom safe and may also harm certain toys.

Contains 16 ounces.

Ingredients: Hydrogenated Oil, Polyethylene Polymer, Dispersing Agent, Mineral Oil, Distilled Water, and Clove Oil.

Slam Dunk has a huge fan base with guys who are into HEAVY ass play and FF. It's is the THICKEST cream lube around. Thanks to the natural CLOVE OIL, it relaxes the ass without numbing.

If you are a serious butt pirate, looking for a cream lube, Slam Dunk is the one.

Because it is oil-based, Slam Dunk is not condom safe and may also harm certain toys.

Contains 26 ounces.

Ingredients: Hydrogenated Oil, Polyethylene Polymer, Dispersing Agent, Mineral Oil, Distilled Water, and Clove Oil.