We’ve been shoving buzzing toys up our asses for a while here at the Fort and it amazes us, still, the guys we meet who have never been BUZZED. Well here’s what you’ve been waiting for...with the STRONGEST bullet we’ve ever gotten our greasy paws on.

The F.T. HEMI delivers 7 functions of the fastest, most INTENSE vibes we have seen. Sure it’s great for solo jackin’ insanity...but even better when your Top is fuckin’ your hole while you are BUZZED.

Waterproof. Uses 3 N batteries, which we include. Circumference of the bullet is 4 inches and insertable length is 2.5 inches. The length of the cord is 32 inches.

Your COMPLETE satisfaction is our guarantee.

We fuckers LOVE gettin' our asses BUZZED. First there was the slick chrome F.T. Buzz Spike. It quickly became our TOP selling vibe toy. And now we've got a new TURBO version with RIDGES. So fuck yeah...you get probed...you get a toe-curlin' BUZZ...and you get the IN n OUT pleasure of ridges. Damn hot.

Powered by the same multi-speed HEMI motor, you get a long n' strong VIBE. Waterproof. Uses 2 C batteries, which we include.

Circumference is 4 inches and insertable length is 7 inches.

The F.T. Turbo Spike is a simple tool that oughta be in your toy bag. All this for UNDER 17 bucks!

We at the Fort love the sensation of a buzzing VIBE up our cracks...but every damn vibro toy we have seen has ZERO flex...until NOW.

The new Buzz Cock Rocket is the FIRST flexible vibrating dong we have found for UNDER 20 bucks. And don't let the low price fool you...we put the Rocket through its paces...flexing and bending it up our holes and flippin' on the toe curlin' BUZZ.

If you have NEVER tried a vibro dong, then THIS is the one. We are backing it with a 100 pct satisfaction guarantee.

Circumference is 5 inches and insertable length is 8 inches. Made of body-safe TPR. Waterproof. Powered by 2 AA batteries, which we include.

Get it ONLY here at the Fort.

We at the Fort have been all about getting our asses BUZZED for a while now. Usually the toys are kinda cheap and flawed in one way or another. Until NOW.

Here is a Vibe that earns the Fort Troff Seal of Approval. The fucker flexes and BENDS...which is almost unheard of...so you can maneuver it to EXACTLY the right spot. Fire it up, and it's got 7 bone-deep functions...delivered from a super-silent motor.

The PREMIUM Vibe is made of pure Platinum Silicone, to give you nice soft touch. Even better, you can use ANY damn lube you want. The F.T. Vibe is fully waterproof.

And FORGET about having to feed it batteries. The F.T. Vibe is rechargeable...which is WAY more convenient. Even the color is beyond basic, a nearly-black plum color.

Made for us by Alise, it comes in a nice gift box. We FULLY guarantee the F.T. PREMIUM Vibe for your hole-stuffin...pleasure for one full year.

Insertable length is 5.5 inches. Circumference is 5 inches.

We think a lotta guys are worried that the shape of the plug LOOKS uncomfortable...but it's so SOFT n STRETCHY...that once it's in...your hole LOVES it.

It FLEXES with a plug that is shaped to STAY PUT.and then once you've got it comfortably locked and are feelin' good n' stuffed get BUZZED. It has a turbo-charged 3-speed bullet that adds a BONE DEEP pleasure.

Made of stretchy and super-strong TPR construction, it moves with you. We tested over 11 different power bullets before we found the best engine for the F.T. Buzz Splint, which gives you 4 hours of butt-rapin' BUZZ and runs on a single AAA battery.

The F.T. Buzz Splint has a circumference of 6 inches. Insertable length is 3 inches. Use water based lube.